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Joke of the Day
"What does feminism and a pile of shit have in common? They both started out as a movement."
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"The was this democratic elevator stuck in the basement it kept getting down votes."
"An optimist believes we live in the best of all possible worlds. A pessimist fears that this is true."
"English Speakers There are more English speakers in China than in the United States."
"Dating. I met my wife at a Singles Bar. Funny thing is, I thought she was at home looking after the kids."
"Dark humour is like dead children.. - it never gets old."
"What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears? Anything you want to - it can't here you!"
"Did you hear about the organic chemical terrorist group? They call themselves Al-Dehydes."
"Why could Neo from the Matrix never be a Christian? Because he has his own Hole-y Trinity -I'll see myself out"
"What do you call a Mormon who switches religion? A mormoff!"