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Joke of the Day
"He said: ""Tell me Baby...am I your first?"" She said: ""What? Like...today?"""
Next Joke
"Came up with this joke this morning in the shower. I took a tour of a prison for poets, at the end the warden asked what I thought of it. I said it has its prose and cons."
"Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? It went OK."
"So I listened to some LL Cool J then kept licking my lips like he does. I found myself in HR. Good thing I wasn't listening to KISS."
"10yo: When in doubt, albatrout. Me: What the hell is albatrout? That's not real. 10yo: Now you're in doubt! Me: But... 10yo: ALBATROUT"
"I remember the first time I ever masturbated... ... it was a seminal moment."
"What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with? Haram bea"
"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? 'ell if I know wot to call it!"
"Even the coffee is leaving a bad taste in my mouth. Wait...am I being poisoned? *drinks it anyway*"
"Those Jihad magicians really need to learn new tricks... I'm tired of watching reporters get sawn in half."