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Joke of the Day
"The only relative I want to see at my door is Papa John."
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"Tasted the best Borscht ever! It'll be hard to beet."
"[clown cleaning shower] MRS CLOWN: Don't forget to remove the hair from the drain. [clown just keeps pulling long multi-coloured hair out]"
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