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Joke of the Day
"Honestly they're going to announce World War 2S before they announce World War 3"
Next Joke
"Whats the world weakest animal ? A toad he croaks if you even touch him !"
"How do you think bus driver interviews go? Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!"
"They could put nuclear missile launch codes in porn movie end credits and they'd still be perfectly safe."
"Do headphones just tie themselves in knots while we're not looking?"
"It seems r/jokes has developed a fetish for one-liners... Despite all the shortcomings."
"A local man was arrested today for pouring Harpic all over the vicar. He's been charged with bleaching the priest."
"Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb? Because, they're so darn stupid!"
"It's a good thing this video game is rated mature because it's going to be babysitting the kids tonight."
"My friends dared me to take Viagra and a laxative at the same time. So I went and sat on the toilet and I couldn't tell if I was cumming or going."