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Joke of the Day

"What does cheese say to itself when taking a selfie in the mirror? Hallooooo me!"

"Two fish are sitting in a tank And one turns to the other, bewildered, and says ""Do you have any idea how to drive this thing?"""

"He died doing what he loved most... Correcting my grammar."

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face."

"The next time I hear a racist or sexist joke, I won't stand for it!! I'll sit because it's much more comfortable."

"Why would Gabe Newell be a good president? Because then World War 3 would never happen"

"I really can't believe the price some women pay for sunglasses. I'm starting to think it'd be cheaper to get the kitchen window tinted."

"Heard about the baby seal who walked into a club? ba doom doom cha!"

"What do the Scottish people call iPhone? A: an AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)"

"Houston, we have a problem Whitney Houston Jokes Whitney Houston to star in her new film. The Bodybag. One more.., If she wasn't before, Whitney Houston is definitely 100% soul now."