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Joke of the Day
"Chewbacca has started a website that gives out all of the Empire's secrets... Wookieeleaks"
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"How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb? Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything."
"How hard is it to find cigarettes? Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them."
"Your password must include 5 minutes of interpretive dance, 15 excerpts from contemporary fiction and 1 word made up by Shakespeare."
"I snort a lot of cocaine for a sober person."
"My wife and I couldn't decide on which psychic to go and see... But we were able to come to a happy medium"
"The people who designed the English language had an interesting sense of humor... I would love to meet the guy who made up the spelling for lisp."
"A man sued an airline company after they lost his luggage. Sadly, he lost his case."
"Teacher: Who fought in the Civil War? Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ...."
"Life...it's just an ""F"" in lie."