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Joke of the Day

"My wife and I couldn't decide on which psychic to go and see... But we were able to come to a happy medium"

"It's hard work being a commuter. You have to train a lot."

"Distraught after losing a full carton of milk, I tattooed its photo on my kid's face, in hope someone recognizes and returns it."

"A math joke What do you call a bag that never approaches anything? *an asymp-tote*"

"History has it wrong, Paul Revere wasn't trying to warn us of an British attack.... He was just selling door to door porn."

"What is the difference between a blonde and a hen? The blonde doesn't sit still when she is on eggs."

"What do you call red neck foreplay? Bitch get in the truck."

"People who say love is dead have obviously never seen me eat a burrito."

"What type of tea do babies drink? Tit tea "

"A black man walked into the bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bar man asks, ""Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?"" The parrot says, ""Africa! There are loads of them running around!"""