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Joke of the Day
"I snort a lot of cocaine for a sober person."
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"Dang girl, Are you part of a ponzi scheme? ...because something smells fishy."
"How do you know when a mongol is level? He's drooling from both corners of his mouth."
"Whenever someone says, ""that's what she said"", I like to reply with, ""not to you"""
"Why is [friend's name] always on the bottom? Because they won't stop fucking up"
"What Is The Difference Between Jews and Pizza Jews scream in the oven. I'm going to hell."
"[soldier making lunch] Now for some avocado [grabs grenade] oh oh, if this is here then that means [cut to soldier taking cover for 5 hours]"
"Back in my day, we didn't have Twitter, Facebook, or even the internet. Guys would have to walk uphill for days to tell me that I'm gay."
"Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder."
"Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark."