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Joke of the Day
"How many Jews died in the holocaust? Not enough."
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"My dog had a tick once, Someone recommended i try the ""lighter fluid and match"" trick, it definitely worked as my dog never got a tick again. But man, I sure do miss my dog."
"Socialist jokes are not funny Unless everyone gets them."
"What do you call a tuber that buys his girlfriend chocolates? A sweet potato."
"7: mommy can I play on your computer? Me: later 7: what do you mean by later? Me: I'm hoping you forget."
"What does a polite Southerner call a golden shower? Cuntrytime Lemonade"
"What did Wendy do when she first saw Captain Hook? She Peedherpants"
"To clean up or just move. This is the question."
"Can you put the pin back in a grenade? It's kind of urgent. Need and answer fast."
"What did the necrophile say when his girlfriend told him to be more romantic? ""You're dead to me."""