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Joke of the Day
"What did Wendy do when she first saw Captain Hook? She Peedherpants"
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"What do the Patriots and Measles have in common? They both got to go to Disneyland, because some idiot decided to pass on something."
"Why are furries always found guilty at trial? A furry curries only fury from a jury."
"It's not the most ethical move in the world, but in a pinch you can hand off a cursed object to basically any baby."
"If you make something that goes viral... You are a social media influenza."
"What goes Blonde Brunette Blonde Brunette ? A blonde doing cartwheels."
"The U.S. instituted a new law after a man dressed as Santa committed a felony. It was called the Santa Clause."
"I'm starting a support group for people who think they are mortgages. The most important thing is for them to realize that they are not a loan."
"Islamophobia caused by baby sheep? Yes it is... Credit to Newsjack BBC for this one."
"Hey girl, did it hurt? Did it hurt when you had to use your fingernails to rip through the dense layers of sediment on your way up from Hell"