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Joke of the Day

"One of the funniest vampire jokes ever! Never mind, it sucks."

"The login input fields spend the night at a hotel. Password stays for breakfast. Username checks out."

"[OC] Got approved for a 15 year 3.25% Mortgage loan 4.20 was too high for a 30 year ....... sorry I'll see myself out."

"Why was everyone saying such kind, loving words to the man? The man was a corpse being buried forever."

"Dogs can't operate an MRI machine .. .. but catscan"

"Somewhere, a real Nigerian prince is sitting at his computer wondering, ""Why oh why does nobody reply to my emails?"""

"I wasn't on the Titanic but my iPhone just dropped to 2% so I think I get the gist."

"Doctor Doctor I've broke my arm in two places Well don't go back there again then!"

"Knock knock Who is it? GESTAPO GESTAPO who? VEE VILL ASK ZE QUESTIONS!"

"Investigators say the Germanwings copilot suffered from manic depression. One minute he was up, then he was down."