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Joke of the Day
"[1st date] date: ...you said you had abs me: [squints] everyone has abdominal muscles, Susan"
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"I like my women like I like my car parking spaces... Disabled only."
"IF YOU LIKE THAT FACEBOOK STATUS SO MUCH, WHY DON'T YOU MARRY IT?!"
"What's upside down and downside up at the same time ? A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia"
"In 4th grade i pegged my gym teacher in the butt with a dodgeball then pretended to tie my shoes as he turned around. they were velcro"
"A great way to de-stress is to get in a car & drive til ur in a new town & ur name is Geoff. Doesnt matter if ur a boy or girl, ur Geoff now"
"what happens when you pop a cherry? she starts crying"
"They had 3D HD in the 60s only it was a lot cheaper and called LSD."
"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? (None, they just beat the room for being black)"
"My parents caught me masturbating. I wasn't ashamed, I was startled - I almost dropped their wedding picture."