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Joke of the Day
"What do you called a piano someone pissed in? A peeano."
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"[Walks into steam room at gym] ""good morning my.."" ""Dave no!"" ""my est.."" ""Please Dave no.."" ""..My eSTEAMed colleagues"" ""Everyone hates you"""
"The way I feel when a waiter brings my food is probably similar to the excitement of a dude on Maury who just got told he's not the father."
"What do you call a racing horse that's never been groomed? Furlong"
"A woman gives the news to her husband. - My love , I'm pregnant . What would you like it to be ? - A joke?."
"At the restaurant I heard a lady say her taco was too salty. My wife had to leap over the table and cover my mouth before I said something."
"A nasty little joke Q: How can you make a gay man fuck a woman? A: By shitting in her cunt."
"Nerd Joke Man walks into a bar and days ""Bartender, I'll have an H2O."" His friend says ""Ill have some H2O, too"" His friend dies."
"All of my horoscopes lately have started with ""Ok, don't freak out but..."""
"What does a redneck do after she bangs her second cousin? She quits counting."