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Joke of the Day
"What did the black horse name its daughter? Sha-neigh-neigh. Thought of it at work."
Next Joke
"I was going to be a banker... But I lost interest"
"What do you call a PHD in religious studies? Gods doctor."
"I'm an adult. I don't cry over spilt milk unless it has coffee in it."
"What music does a mummy listen to? Wrap music"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! China ! China who? China late isn't it? !"
"Which knight of the round table had Diabetes? Sir Lance-a-lot"
"I consider myself Christlike in that I refuse to believe my parents ever had sex with each other."
"What do the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common? They both swallow a lot of seamen. Ahh stupid jokes. They never get old."
"What size clothes do fortune tellers wear? Medium."