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Joke of the Day
"How do small people call each other? On microphones."
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"Dead Mexicans How do you bury a hundred Mexicans? In a casket."
"I was on the bus with my gf and this smoking hot Thai chick sat next to me. I thought ""don't get a boner, don't get a boner."" But she did."
"Took a window fitting course the other day. Smashed it."
"What's black and white and red all over? A cow that's just been murdered."
"I highly recommend anything. - Stoners."
"What did Obama say when he proposed to Michelle? I don't wanna be Obama self"
"What do you call two hobos hitting each other with cardboard Pillow Fight"
"After all these years I've finally figured out what Cher was talking about when she said""Do you believe in life after love"" She was talking about being married!"
"I'm eating for six, according to the serving size on every single package of everything ever."