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Joke of the Day
"What do sea monsters eat? Fish and ships."
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"How come there are no Olympics in Mexico? Because all of the Mexicans that can run jump and swim are already in America."
"INTERVIEWER: What did you like most about your last job? ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it."
"Wife sees me naked at least once a day every day. How do you apologize properly for something like that?"
"Since 3D is so popular, all my tweets will be in 3D from now on. But you have to supply your own glasses."
"This Christmas buy your Hoes something nice. cause its the thot that counts"
"Born too late to explore the earth, born too early to explore the Galaxy... ...born too ugly to explore a woman."
"I decided to sell my Hoover... Well, it was just collecting dust."
"Where did the Grim Reaper find his missing keys? On Death's drawer."
"What does a radical sheep say? Allahu Ak-Baa!"