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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a burning rocket? Korean Barbecue."

"What did the gay guy say to Pinocchio? Lie to me motherfucker."

"Why couldn't the penguin turn around in the phone booth? Because it had a spear through it's head."

"This guy told me that he can see the future but he didn't even try to duck when I punched him in the face."

"My wife said she wanted a divorce for Christmas. I told her I did not want to spend that much."

"Have you heard of probability before? The student replied, ""probably"""

"It's not love until you don't want them to have a good time without you."

"So Five Night's at Freddy's 3 was announced Is it going to have a dead horse animatronic that you have to beat?"

"I was going to record a video of me playing the violin but... I didn't want to fiddle with the camera"

"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six offender."