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Joke of the Day
"Good Ol' Yo Mama joke Yo mama so dirty, she can give someone an ear infection through a phone."
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"So John Travolta's career has been dwindling recently... I guess you could say he fell from Grease."
"What's the difference between a Jewish kid and an American kid? (Going to hell for this one...) The American kid comes back from camp."
"If you're a white guy and walk into Home Depot without wearing sunglasses on top of your head, they legally don't have to sell you anything."
"Flowers bee like"
"My landlord wanted to come talk to me about the high heating bill I told him, ""My door is always open""."
"What kind of cereal does Microsoft make? Wind O's"
"What do you call a flying turtle? A shellicopter."
"How do you know when to use ""fridge"" or ""refrigerator""? Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge."
"What do you call a British person playing a saxophone? An Anglo Saxin'"