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Joke of the Day
"Good Ol' Yo Mama joke Yo mama so dirty, she can give someone an ear infection through a phone."
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"How do I disable the autocorrect function on my wife?"
"Did you hear that the guy who invented predictive text has died. His funfair is next sundial."
"My girlfriend is (-100). She's definitely a 10, but she's imaginary."
"A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states."
"I don't care about following a 'funny' celebrity from tv on Twitter-instead I look up who writes for their show then follow that person."
"I love going over to my girlfriends place, her parents give me money when I leave! You know being a babysiter and all."
"What do you call a dog that doesn't eat meat? A vegiterrier!"
"Mom, I am very worried... Mom, I am very worried, I have lost 3 kg. - But that are great news, You should be very happy. Yeah, Say it to my Colombian *friends*"
"Whats a similarity between dogs and teenagers The girls are all bitches"