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Joke of the Day

"Some people are named after where they were conceived. For example Brooklyn, Paris... My friend Ally doesn't agree."

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"The worst thing about rich people is that I'm not one of them."
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"I just ate a family... ...sized kraft Mac n cheese and now I'm too full to get drunk by myself tonight."
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"How that we are engaged I hope you'll give me a ring. Of course. What's your phone number ?"