93078

Joke of the Day

"Want to hear a joke about the ozone layer? [depleted]"

"I was in a masturbating competition... I came 1st twice!"

"I think always mixing up vocabulary words in school hurt my career options. Because I always wanted to be an archipelago just like ""Indiana Jones""!"

"When I order a burrito with a coffee in my hand, I imagine the cashier is thinking ""Wow, this guy must really love to shit!"""

"Boxed wine: Because corkscrews are dangerous after the second bottle."

"I got my drug dealer arrested the other day Maybe next time you'll wish me happy birthday, mom"

"Thanks for posting your running route on Facebook. Now I know the best place to hit you with my car."

"Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell? Because of anticipated traffic numbers!"

"What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel? arggg! thar she blows"

"The necrophilia is strong with this one This is my best friend. She enjoys pina coladas, long walks on the beach, and the feeling of cold dead skin upon her body. http://imgur.com/Rie20hf"