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Joke of the Day
"You what's great about dick jokes? They're just so easy to slip in there"
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"*pulls fire alarm in apt building* *everyone runs outside* [Me on megaphone]IVE GATHERED U HERE B/C SOME OF U STILL HAVE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS UP"
"What is a Nazi baker's secret ingredient? White Flour!"
"Funny joke What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle? A slowpoke!"
"I fell into a sewer the other day. It was really shit and draining to get out of."
"""Do you need a ride?"" Me, to every jogger I pass in my car"
"A drunk is brought to court... The judge says ""you've been brought here for drinking"" to which the drunk replies ""when can we start!"""
"Whoever coined the phrase ""Quiet as a mouse"" has never stepped on one."
"What do you call a muslim body builder? A protein sheikh"
"I have this weird fungal infection on my leg. I need to get rid of it, but it's kind of growing on me. (Sorry if repost, came up with it in science class today.)"