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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a muslim body builder? A protein sheikh"

"After getting out of jury duty, it dawned on me that our nation's trials are decided by 12 people too stupid to get out of jury duty."

"How many surreal artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub."

"Why do teenage girls not like filing papers? They just don't believe in labels."

"A sentence and depression What does a ""sentence"" and ""two months of depression hoping that you didn't get your girlfriend pregnant have in common""? They both end in periods"

"Fact: A good beer will not lose its label after sitting in a cooler of ice water all week. Related: Why is there still beer in the cooler??"

"The new Pope got Bird flu... ...I heard he caught it from one of his Cardinals."

"I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was."

"A dyslexic man walks into a bra. ....."

"Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? It was a while ago... but I heard he's al right now"