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Joke of the Day

"Standing in the Park wondering why... I was standing in the Park wondering why Frisbies appear larger the closer it gets. Then it hit me."

"22,110! 22,109! 22,108! 22,107! 22,106! 22,105! 22,104! 22,103! 22,102! 22,101! 22,100! 22,099! 22,098! 22,097! 22,096! 22,095! 22,094!"

"My PhD student claims to have made a breakthrough in hyperbolic mathematics Turns out he was just exaggerating"

"What does a Mexican get when he slides down a hill? Gracias"

"Snowballs Q: What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? A: Snowballs."

"Fewer US schools are selling candy, soda and chips to students After all, that stuff is horrible for pregnancies!"

"It's so hot outside that I just saw two hobbits throw a ring off my roof."

"Whats green and yellow and eats nuts? Gonorrhea!"

"Today I learned the Nazis were instrumental in the creation of Tang and other powdered fruit drinks But it didn't get far since Hitler hated the juice."

"It's My First Cake Day and I'm Scrambling. How Does Moses Make his Tea? He Brews It!"