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Joke of the Day

"It's My First Cake Day and I'm Scrambling. How Does Moses Make his Tea? He Brews It!"

"Q: How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb? A: He holds it in the air and the world revolves around him"

"I'm bad at math, So the equation 2n +2n is 4n to me."

"Where do people with one leg work at? and what are the employees names?"

"The problem with political jokes is that they get elected."

"If I ever had the chance to name a new road, I'd call it ""Skin Road"". Just so I could laugh at the people living at number 4"

"That heroic moment where one of your chips break off in the dip and you send another one into save it."

"Wanna hear a joke? Rays legs."

"A new study has shown that women who get more sleep have better sex. Unfortunately, the study was conducted by Bill Cosby"

"Australia wants to secede from the Commonwealth to distance itself from the British Monarchy... It will no longer be a kingdom and it can't be a principality, so it has to be a country."