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Joke of the Day
"It's My First Cake Day and I'm Scrambling. How Does Moses Make his Tea? He Brews It!"
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"lobster christian grey: 'my tastes are very.....singular' *opens closet door revealing hundreds of rubber bands*"
"Why can't the NSA leaker leave Russia? Because he's Snow'd-in!"
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"How do you describe the life of a redditor? [removed]"
"""Two parents that will never give you their love and approval!"" -sad Buzzfeed post"