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Joke of the Day

"My PhD student claims to have made a breakthrough in hyperbolic mathematics Turns out he was just exaggerating"

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"Words (short and lame) Prepositions are words to not end sentences with."
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"What's a Liberal Arts Major's Favorite Board Game?...... Trivial Pursuit."
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