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Joke of the Day

"My PhD student claims to have made a breakthrough in hyperbolic mathematics Turns out he was just exaggerating"

"My computer just said ""Hello"" to me I think it's a Dell."

"I like Peter Dinklage in Game of Thrones But I like him better in smaller roles."

"But officer, I put the phone down as soon as I saw that you saw me using it..."

"Why were all the numbers afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9."

"Q: What are the small bumps around a woman s nipples for? A: It's Braille for 'Suck here.'"

"Did you hear that the Pope might quit? I guess there's just not enough altar boys to go around in the Vatican"

"On the eve of her execution, a woman is asked what her last meal will be. ""I don't know. What do you want?"""

"Trump wants to appoint Ben Carson to the Department of Education, but I think he would do better in the FDA He can feed everyone with all of the grain in those pyramids."

"NSFW What's the problem... ...with licking a bald pussy? Trying to put the nappy back on."