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Joke of the Day
"Toad was always my favorite Mario character He just seems like a fungi."
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"Asked what I look for in a relationship. Apparently, ""A way out"" wasn't the right answer."
"My pet rabbit, Nickel, just died. So I buried him in the yard. Now I just have a Nickel-less cage."
"I like to be frank and earnest with women. In Brooklyn, I'm Frank and in Chicago I'm Ernest."
"I got 99 issues... And they are all collectable national geographics."
"Read about that farmer who lost a whole load of crops when crossing the river. Turns out his boat was full of leeks."
"why can't two physicians be near each other? Because it's a paradox!"
"I don't see the point of being a godmother if the kid refuses to kiss my ring. I mean, what the hell?"
"As soon as I walk in, I can feel every woman at the gym dressing me with their eyes."
"Two antennas get married... The ceremony was ok, But the reception was great!"