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Joke of the Day
"What do you call two women in a canoe? Fur traders!"
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"I have six words for you."
"7 for a Taken 3 ticket, 3 for a drink, 5 for doritos... ...The only thing they've taken is the piss."
"You hear about those robbers who steal shoes for fun? It's how they get their kicks."
"Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials? Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights."
"What do you get if you dont finish your meal at a cannibalistic restaurant? A bodybag"
"I was feeling down the other day, so I threw some bleach over my Muslim friend... I thought it'd lighten Mahmood."
"I saw The Joker working at a winter apparel store. He turned to me and said ""You wanna know how I got these scarves?"""
"Plot twist: Everybody shoots Cupid with an arrow."
"How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail? They exchange cell numbers."