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Joke of the Day
"I could tell you a joke about a plane... But it'll probably go over your head..."
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"A Jewish kid asks his father for 5 bucks His dad replies, ""4 dollars? What would you need 3 dollars for??"""
"What did the blonde's mom say before the blonde's date? If you are not in bed by 12, come home."
"My girlfriend messed up baking a tart She was to re-tart it"
"My future's so bright that I have to wear lampshades like an injured dog."
"If I ever met a Space Alien, I'd resist shaking its extended appendage, not knowing for sure the details of alien anatomy."
"Some people are really tired after abortions... It's like they got life sucked out of them."
"I wasn't happy getting A,B and C in my results today. Having three types of Hepatitis is almost unheard of."
"I don't like how funerals are usually at 9 or 10 AM. I'm not a mourning person. Edit: WHY THE HELL DID THIS MAKE THE JOKES FRONT PAGE"
"What do you call a burning white guy? A firecracker"