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Joke of the Day
"I shake my bottled water so the H's & O's are evenly distributed."
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"There are two types of people in the world There are those that can extrapolate from incomplete data."
"Blood donation I donated my blood and they told me I was Type-A. Apparently it was a Type-O."
"What do you feel when there's no coffee left? Depresso"
"What is Chalah before it's baked? Judo"
"Some people are just meant for each other. A sadist married a masochist. The masochist would say, ""Beat me!""... The sadist would say, ""...no"""
"Just bought my gay son some Brunchables"
"Clapping was invented by white people at concerts, because we have no idea what to do with our hands when we dance."
"Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, ""What's the word on the street?"""
"I saw such an heart touching story of a... burglar and a victim."