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Joke of the Day

"What US state is it easiest to hide a prostitute in? H-Idaho-e"

"What does a Japanese chef shout in bed? Ooo mami! (Umami)"

"""You're joking about calling it Good Friday, right? I told you the part about the nails?"" -Jesus"

"Non-tweeting friend: ""So it's like FB?"" Me: ""Except everyone's mean & sarcastic & brutally honest."" ""Sounds awf..."" ""Awesome. I know."""

"I use artificial sweetener at work. I add it to everything I say to my boss."

"I licked 8 lollipops and sealed them in ziplocs during my stomach flu if anyone needs to lose 5lbs by the weekend."

"I'm always extra nice to the guy who used to deliver my mail. I'd hate to get into a fist fight with an ex-professional mail boxer."

"I have a girlfriend Not sure if this is really a joke, but everyone laughs when I say it."

"Came home and my wife was having sex with some guy in our bed. I confronted her, she denied everything, but I know our bed when I see it."

"I bought a grandfather clock. It's like a regular clock but it keeps telling you that it's lived through three wars."