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Joke of the Day

"Pro tip: When quickly pulling into your garage to avoid your neighbor be sure your garage door is all the way up."

"the hardest part of your wife going into labor is everyone interrupts the movie by asking questions"

"What do you get if you cross a cow a french fry and a sofa? A cowch potato!"

"I'm going to go against the Circlejerk here and say that I am really starting to like Mayweather It's really starting to Warmup, without getting Overlyhot as it does during Midsummer."

"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but I have no clue how they got in there."

"Why run from kids? When you could eat them"

"What's big and grey and protects you from the rain ? An umbrellaphant !"

"My bank is really proud of me. They keep calling to tell me I have an outstanding balance."

"What state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota"

"Where do Peek-a-boo patients go? The ICU."