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Joke of the Day

"the hardest part of your wife going into labor is everyone interrupts the movie by asking questions"

"Dollar store light bulbs aren't only inexpensive. They save you money on your heating bill when they burst into flames."

"It's not that people use only 10% of their brains, it's that only 10% of people use their brains."

"Knock, Knock..."

"I'm driving through a town called Brosville, Virginia. I bet I know what comes next."

"How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a bad joke teller? To get to the other side!"

"This joke is a bit like sex ...hardly anyone here gets it."

"Whoever named them ""urinal cakes"" has grossly underestimated my love for cake. On a side note, what is the strongest toothpaste available?"

"A few years ago we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. Now we have no Jobs, no Cash and no Hope.. Please don't let Kevin Bacon die."

"What did Black-Della wear? Whatever her Massa chooses."