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Joke of the Day

"I'm going to go against the Circlejerk here and say that I am really starting to like Mayweather It's really starting to Warmup, without getting Overlyhot as it does during Midsummer."

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"My boss told me ""Dress for the job you want, not the job you have"" Am now sat in a disciplinary meeting wearing my Batman costume"
"Damn, girl! Is that a mirror in your pocket?... ...You conceited bitch!"
"Knock knock Who is it? GESTAPO GESTAPO who? VEE VILL ASK ZE QUESTIONS!"
"That's a Chapstick in my pocket and I'm a little happy to see you."
"Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones? He wanted to buy stock options."
"Santa came last night. Oh god.... it's everywhere :("
"What's the difference between people from Dubai and Abu Dhabi? People from Dubai don't like the flinstones but people from Abu Dhabi Do"
"1,058,675,954,897 base-36 That is all."
"What do you call a group of Vigilante Aussie Nuns? Birds of Pray"