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Joke of the Day

"What do canola oil and some abortions have in common? They come from rape seed."

"I am not fake. I am not a parody. I am the Lord thy God, King of the Universe, you cosmic dipshits."

"why does a one story whorehouse make more money than a two story? theres no fucking overhead..."

"I met a girl in the pub last night and we ended up back at my place. I didn't have a f*cking clue what I was getting myself into. So I politely asked her to shave it."

"I'm at my most Alzheimer's when Billy is that you?"

"What do crocs and getting a blowjob from a man have in common? They both feel great until you look down and realise you are gay."

"What is a drug addict's favorite series? Really anything with a strong Heroine"

"""Expose yourself to Art"" they said ""Art will tase you and call the cops on you"" they didn't say"

"Why is Kim Jong Un like todays music? They both ain't got the same Seoul."

"Peterpan Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands. I love this joke because it never grows old."