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Joke of the Day
"Please make sure my tombstone reads: wish you were here."
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"Why does everybody like the mushroom? Because he's a fun guy."
"A penny lies below the cliff where a jew and black man jumps from, who wins? We don't have enough information to conclude who's likely to win"
"If I had a dollar for every woman that found me unattractive... ...eventually, they would find me attractive."
"New 10 dollar bill did you hear about the new 10 dollar bill with a women on it ? ... it's only worth $7.70"
"How does a girl vampire flirt? She bats her eyes."
"sexy night My wife started to do a striptease just for me. She asked me what should go out first. The light."
"Rick Ross on Valentines Day ""Shout out to all the pairs"""
"what was wrong with the air? the swine flu"
"What do you call four Mexicans that have drowned? Cuatro Cinco."