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Joke of the Day

"""Elementary Logic"" (revised edition), by one of the most influential analytic philosophers from Ohio brought to you by: Philosophy of Science subreddit"

"How many different animals did we have to jump on the backs of before we discovered horses were cool with it?"

"Doc Says: I got bad news and worst news... The test show that you have alzheimer's and Cancer.. Patient: well at least I don't have Cancer..."

"What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 10^23 pieces? a guacaMOLE"

"Honey, you know the part in The 6th Sense when she drops his wedding ring & you realize he's been dead the whole time? Well I want a divorce"

"Saying a prayer for all the turkeys tomorrow. Also the single people with concerned relatives."

"My friend gave me an epipen in his last moments He printed it himself and it seemed very important to hi- wait why did the cops just pull up in front of the house"

"A guy once lied about being a broom on the internet... I guess OP was a bundle of sticks."

"I like my women like I like my coffee... In a burlap sack on the back of a donkey"

"The difference between a greyhound station and a lobster with breast implants One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean"