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Joke of the Day

"What do you call four Mexicans that have drowned? Cuatro Cinco."

"Just saw a 13 year old kid reading an actual newspaper. I stopped and asked of he was okay, and if he'd lost his phone."

"What birds are found in Portugal ? Portu-geese !"

"Theres a new STD for birds.. It's called Chirpes. And the worst part? Its untweetable."

"Why did the irishman wear two condoms? to be sure, to be sure."

"You can lead a horse to water but only if you grew up on a farm or something."

"A Priest and a Rabbi were walking down the street... when they passed a little boy. The priest leans toward the rabbi and says, ""Lets's fuck him!"" The rabbi asks, ""Out of what?"""

"Did you hear about the couple who accidentally confused window putty with personal lubricant? All their windows fell out."

"Helen Keller walks into a bar And a chair. And a table."

"People don't like my jokes. People don't like my jokes, and that's fine because I'm not punny."