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Joke of the Day
"what was wrong with the air? the swine flu"
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"My wife hired a fact checker for when we argue."
"Psi walks into a bar And says to the owner ""Such a nice unit you have here, totally on a different scale"""
"prayers by believers to a ""Sweet Jesus"" imply additional deities: Sour Jesus, Salty Jesus, Umami Jesus and, most frighteningly, Bitter Jesus"
"My exes new girlfriend has been calling me looking for him for days. It got old. I gave in and sent her the map and shovel."
"What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan? It took ears off his life!"
"You know what really burns my ass? A midget with a lighter."
"When someone asks how I feel, I always answer ""Squishy and like I've done something wrong"""
"So much has been going wrong in the USA You would think it had been built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds."
"If breaks are meant to be slow... then why do they call it ""breakfast""?"