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Joke of the Day

"If your drug dealer is on time, it's a cop."

"What did the officials say whenever systematic punishment was banned? There's no punchline."

"If you find me dead after tweeting & driving, please hit SEND to get that final thought out there"

"Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? Because demons are a ghoul's best friend."

"I have created the only non-racist Chinese joke. So I went to Chinatown today. There were too many bright lights. I asked them to dim sum."

"There are only 10 types of persons in the world Those who don't know binary, those who know and those who did not know that this joke is base 3."

"If Bruce decides to become a comedienne, what will his stage-name be? Fanny Bruce"

"What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets? Wookieeleaks"

"A bought my girlfriend bondage supplies as a gag gift She was at a loss for words"

"Laughing at your mistakes can lengthen your life. Laughing at your wife's can shorten it."