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Joke of the Day
"If Bruce decides to become a comedienne, what will his stage-name be? Fanny Bruce"
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"What did the grape say when she let her kids play in the sun to long? I hate raisin kids!"
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"I once had a math test in an elevator... I was wrong on so many levels."
"You can keep retaking all the photos you want but that's just what your face really looks like"
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