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Joke of the Day
"Atheism just made less sense to me once I saw my neighbor Karen's tits."
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"After My Music Lesson, My Teacher Said I Should Be Tenor Tenor twelve feet away from her."
"Have you heard the new Jingle for Subway? Five... five toddlers... five toddlers, touched dongs... pedo pedo pedo!"
"Chuck Norris once went skydiving without a parachute, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough."
"What band was Harambe In? Gorillaz"
"Is ""blowjob"" one word or two words? God I hate writing thank you cards."
"What's the connection between the Star Trek Enterprise and toilet paper? They both travel around Uranus looking for Klingons."
"A search party sounds like a fun way to look for someone."
"Can someone help me decide which Nirvana album to buy? Wait, Nevermind"
"I wear a neck brace to the gym because it makes my physical ineptitude less embarrassing."