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Joke of the Day
"Atheism just made less sense to me once I saw my neighbor Karen's tits."
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"What is true and false at the same time? This"
"My buddy is doing a semester abroad. I would be perfectly content doing a broad a semester."
"How do you get to Matthew McConaughey's house? A right a right a right"
"[two coworkers walk into my office] Coworkers: Hey! It's your two favorite people here to ask you a question! Me: Where?"
"How many potatos do you need to kill an Irishman? None."
"Apple farmers who are too scared to diversify should just grow a pear."
"What do you call bug mating? INSEX"
"Where are average things manufactured? The Satisfactory"
"Why was the man so down in the mouth? Because he ate his pillow."