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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a man with a colander on his head? COLIN! Duh!!!"
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"There were two snowmen standing in a field, one says to the other... Can you smell Carrots?"
"""I'll have a cheeseburger with a large coke,"" The blonde girl requested. ""Excuse me miss, this is a library."" ^^""I'll ^^have ^^a ^^cheeseburger ^^with ^^a ^^large ^^coke,"" she whispered."
"5 Arabs are sitting around looking at pictures of thier kids One says to the others they blow up so fast!!"
"Humpty Dumpty , that sly bastard Humpty Dumpty sat on his bed, As Little Bo Beep was giving him head, Just as he came she began to weep, She could tell by the taste, He'd been screwing her sheep ! !"
"Someone called me racist for saying ""black paint"" Apparently the politically correct term is ""Tyrone, please paint the fence"""
"How often did the asian cow go to the gym? Dairy"
"Where is the most open green space in New York City? Central Pork"
"Government officials have released a report including satellite images of secret ISIS training facilities Iocated in Italy That's right.....Italian ISIS"
"Having some romantic time with yo girl when she asks you to go deeper But you run out of poems."