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Joke of the Day

"5 Arabs are sitting around looking at pictures of thier kids One says to the others they blow up so fast!!"

"What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl? The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back"

"I once had to draw Mohammed in pictionary Turns out he was also a known boxer and game night at the mosque was ruined (Not happy with the latter part of this ""joke"". Feel free to make suggestions)"

"'You're beautiful and I love you,"" I yelled as I stood alone on the cliff, and my echo replied ""I just want to be friends."""

"What's the best part about being a mohel? (someone who performs circumcisions in the Jewish religion) The tips."

"When you're in the shower, and you hear loud thumps and you think ""THEY'RE KILLING MY FAMILY, AND I'LL HAVE TO FIGHT THE ATTACKER NAKED"""

"What do a walrus and a ziploc bag have in common? They both like a tight seal."

"Drinking a beer is great, but opening another one is awesome."

"Just getting romantic with the wife when our slow cooker set off our smoke alarm so yes, I was crock blocked."

"There are a lot of good times... But 6:30 is hands down the best time."