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Joke of the Day

"What do you call three Irish lumberjacks? Tree fellers Edit: Wooo gold!"

"Why are camels considered the ships of the desert? They are full of arab semen."

"What did the necktie say to the hat? I'll hang around here, you go on ahead."

"Not sure why this lady looked so shocked when I whispered, ""LIAR!"" into her ear after I watched her type ""lol"". She did NOT lol."

"As advertised I opened a can of evaporated milk today. It was empty."

"Why wasn't the Canadian scared at the movie theater? He knew Nunavut was real."

"I'm ready to be a father now that I've successfully fed a goldfish for a week-he's so happy, he's relaxing & floating on his back...wait..."

"I don't appreciate my son's teacher circling all the wine stains on his homework."

"What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat? A weasel is weasily recognised and a stoat is stoatally different!"

"A good prank is to rent a Mercedes, stick a huge bow on it, and park it in front of your neighbor's house"