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Joke of the Day
"UFC 207 Not the first time I've paid $60 for 48 seconds of disappointment"
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"What happens when the cows refuse to be milked? Udder chaos!"
"Do you know what my favorite Jews are? Apple."
"What are the three steps to put an elephant into the fridge..? 1.Open the fridge 2.Put the elephant in 3.Close the fridge"
"Can't imagine what's it like to have no imagination."
"TIL that North Korea is one of few countries where women Truly have equal rights to men. That is that they both equally don't have any."
"What do you call an introspective monk? A deep friar."
"What animal do you get when shake a pig? a ham-stir"
"We all have that one friend that looks Chinese but isn't."
"Biologist screws up: Mutant killer virus Physicist screws up: Deadly black hole Geologist screws up: Rock on table is now rock on floor"