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Joke of the Day
"What's your favorite clock time? Personally, I'd say that 6:30 is the best clock time, hands down."
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"Dr Seuss Jokes Hello M'lady, how are you today? Let's go to my place and then we may Play some cards and test our luck But after that let's go and fu...rnish my bedroom"
"I was sitting on the toilet, constipated... The undropped turd asked me, ""Man, what did you eat?!"" ""A pound of cheese,"" I said. The turd said, ""You're shittin' me."" I said, ""I shit you not."""
"Whosoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office is in big trouble... You have my Word."
"I believe in a woman's right to choose, except when it comes to picking what movie we should watch tonight."
"Why is Jar Jar Binks so lonely? He's been Wookie for love in Alderaan places."
"What do all Amish girls want? Two Mennonite"
"Why do cops make good farmers? They're good at planting evidence."
"The world would be a better place if we all got along like the ""Price is Right"" audience."
"I think my bank is trying to get me to become a gymnast. They keep sending me letters about my outstanding balance."