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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a black guy who just graduated from medical school? Doctor, you racist son of a bitch."

"She wants to share a Facebook account? Run."

"What is the difference between rat poison and diet coke? Diet coke has better advertising."

"What is the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Christopher Walken"

"Bat 1: Do you ever think God made us blind so that we may see the world for what it truly is? Bat 2: (startled) who said that"

"Have you seen the clown that hides from gay people?"

"Blood donation I donated my blood and they told me I was Type-A. Apparently it was a Type-O."

"What's the hardest thing about rollerblading? Having to tell your parents that you're gay."

"What's the worst thing you could possibly hear after giving Willie Nelson a blow job? I'm not Willie Nelson."

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they just beat up the room for being black."