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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a black guy who just graduated from medical school? Doctor, you racist son of a bitch."

"Why don't blind people skydive??? Because it scares the shit out of their dogs."

"What did the mountain say to the desert? ""you're hot"""

"Did you hear about the Chinese godfather? He made him an offer he couldn't understand."

"What do you call a crate of ducks ? A box of quackers !"

"Reading while sunbaking Makes you well-read"

"Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it."

"If someone casts me in a live musical I promise to go off book and start talking about 9/11"

"I've now had my account locked and been forced to change my password so many times it is up to: password1234567"

"Superman: "" I'm faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive"" Batman: I fight a penguin and this really persistent clown"