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Joke of the Day

"Days after a massive F5 tornado hits Mississippi.. ...financial experts estimate it did over 50 million dollars worth of good."

"Some people said my dog was too scared to shit itself... Then I replied ""That's why I have to beat them."""

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Austen ! Austen who ? Austen-tentatiously well off !"

"Mark Zuckerberg stole Facebook from my friend, Craig Facebook"

"Wanna hear a joke? Lifetime movies."

"Wanna know what's the most racist game ever? Chess. They never EVER let Black go first."

"*seductively tries to take off sock with his other foot*"

"Me: Wow this recumbent bike is pretty comfortable. Trainer: Ok now start pedaling. Me: What?"

"In my town alot of people are mean... It's pretty average for them."

"How does JokeExplainBot work? Having all that trivial information must be a big distraction..."