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Joke of the Day
"In my town alot of people are mean... It's pretty average for them."
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"A Star Wars scene where drunk Luke and Han admit they have no idea what Chewie and R2 are saying, and then they both just start laughing"
"What is a modern name for a store that specializes in the sale of pornography? A junk shop."
"Funny unknown historical fact: Pharoahs were burried with their hands crossed their chest because it was a historical belief there would be countless water slides in the after life."
"What did the Irish man and the mongol woman name their child? Lepre Kahn"
"Do I hate when people answer their own questions? Yes."
"I met a girl with twelve boobs. Sounds weird, dozentit?"
"Why did the Scotsman sell drugs? He had to get plaid."
"What is the difference between a priest and a pimple? A pimple generally waits until you are a teenager before it comes on your face."
"What do you call a tree that hates this joke? A face palm."