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Joke of the Day
"Mark Zuckerberg stole Facebook from my friend, Craig Facebook"
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"What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes? Remorse code."
"Her: Why did you cancel your gym membership? Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with"
"What did Donald Duck say to the prostitute? Put it on my bill."
"""HELP!"" Joe pants. ""WHAT IS IT JOE?"" I belt. ""I THINK SOMEBODY SWITCHED OUR ARTICULATORY VERBS WITH CLOTHING WORDS."" He cardigans."
"What does the nationalist sing at Christmas? Jingo Bells."
"I'm a kleptomaniac It's ok though, I'm taking something for it"
"What do you call a lesbian with a SUV full of penises? Dick Van Dyke"
"There is a big fat naked guy and another naked guy behind him who has a big nose. The front guy turns around, what happens to guy behind? He broke his nose."
"My last name is Zilla."